BLOW SHIT UP

I blow shit up int he morning.
I blow shit up at night.
I blow shit up in the afternoon.
It makes me feel alright.

I blow shit up in time of piece,
And up in time of war.
I blow shit up before I blow shit up
And then I blow up more.

Ohhhh.....

My daddy he once told me "Son you be hardworking man."
My mother she once told me "Son you do the best you can."
But then one day I met this guy who came to me and said,
"Son you better blow shit up, or I blow shit up instead!"
So-now-I

Blow shit up when I'm sleeping.
I blow shit up at work.
I blow shit up playing video games,
And I think it's just a quirk.
(it's not a quirk).
I blow shit up in time of piece,
And up in time of war.
I blow shit up before I blow shit up,
And then I blow up more.

(Blow shit up)
Come and blow shit up with me in the morning!
(Blow shit up)
Come and blow shit up in the afternoon yeah!
(Blow shit up)
Come on, would you rather blow shit up,
Or would you rather do your homework?
(Blow shit up)
I knew you were gonna say that!




SMELLS LIKE SPILLED PEPSI

What is this game all about?
Can't figure the controls out.
The first-person view's so hard to control
Where is the manual? I don't know.

Taking damage, taking damage, taking damage...
Now I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead I'm dead.

Where the hell is the receipt?
Gonna take back this shitty game.
It looked so good on the displat.
But did I test it? Uh... no way! Yeah!

Now I must purge my memory card
Of this demonic plague of a game.
It's eaten up 64 blocks and overwritten
All that's worth it's own weight in electrons.

No more no more no more of this crap.
I'm taking I'm taking I'm taking a nap.

Now I'm getting my car keys.
Gonna take back this mother-f'er
Of a game, and sending a letter bomb
To the developers for their high shame. Yeah!

Now I'm black mailing the website
That gave this game a ten-star review.
They said it would revolutionize first person
But I guess they're on cocaine.

Cocaine, cocaine, cocaine in the brain.
Cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.

Now I'm typing and I'm swearing
Got a bad aftertaste of this game.
Gonna have to buy a new system.
'Cause my old one was infected.
Wasting money, wasting money, wasting money...




"PUNK"

We went out; it was a Friday night.
We went skateboarding, oh yeah.
We saw a teen movie targetted for my age group.
We got kicked out 'cause Iwasjackingoffundermyshirt.

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah.
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah.

I was at home on my computer.
My mom walked in, and I said f*** you to her.
'Cause I'm tough...
And gangster like that.

Sometimes I wonder of I'm non-conforming correctly,
'Cause these clothes I buy at Hot Topic are so damn expensive.

I was skateboarding in a hospital lobby.
They told me to leave but I said that's gay.
I got arrested, now I'm in prison.
And I'm being raped, because my mom didn't pay bail.

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah.
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaah....

Punk Rock!!!!




THE GREAT SHIP

Well they built the ship Event Horizon
To explore the galaxy through.
But they built the ship whose crew members would spew
And rip out their own eyes and eventually die.
It was sad when the great ship came back.

It was sad, so sad,
It was sad, so very depressing!
It was sad when the great ship came back
From the fiery depths of hell....
(Crew members eyes... little spirits came alive!)
It was sad when the great ship came back.

Well the first thing that you know,
The ship's goneforfiftyyearsorso.
But it's finally returned only left to be explored.
So they sent a rescue crew with enthusiastic view.
It was sad when the great ship came back.

(Chorus)
Well the crew boarded the ship, and they yelled out "holy shit!"
When the found the old crew had gone astrew
And ripped out their own eyes and chantedsomeLatinlines.
It was sad when the great ship came back.

(Chorus)
Well the crew ran for their lives as the spirits came alive.
For the crew found out that they ship had been alive
And would not let them go until they sold their souls.
It was sad when the great ship came back.

(Chorus)
'Tis true that most folks died, yet some spared their own lives
And decided to seek revenge on the demons just in spite
Of God's own will to see them rot and fry and squeal.
It was sad when the great ship came back.

(Chorus)



TENNIS BLUES

Well I was sitting on the railroad tracks of Memphis
Looking for a dog.
(repeat)
Well when the dog came to me I was disappointed
It wa'n't no Dachsund.

It was a half-breed Irish Wolfhound terrier mix with a bit of spitz.
(repeat)
I don't want to half breed Irish Wolfhound terrier mix with a bit of spitz,
I (???????) a German Shepherd!

Then this girl comes up to me and she says "honey can I have a beer?"
(repeat)
I said, "honey, I ain't got no beer for 'ya.
"You gonna have to give me some whiskey first."

So now blah blah blah you can figure it out.

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